★ ★ ★ ★ ★

I am the very model
Of a modern iPhone strategist,
And of the war games that Ive played
On my device it tops the list.
If you enjoy a challenge
And arent easily unbalanced
Then I recommend to you to pay
The modest fee and start to play.
You wage your war on colored maps
And if you lose the game plays "Taps"
But if you move your armies right
And keep your head on fairly tight
You may find that you won the war
And that youre coming back for more.

Dent De Leon about Strategery, v3.7.0